Do Kris Versteeg and Jason Demers even know the first rule of Weddings? Under NO circumstance do you EVER do anything to overshadow the Bride on her big day. Apparently it wasn’t enough for Versteeg to chug outta the Stanley Cup this summer… He had to go and become the Belle of the Ball too.

And how could you be anything but #1 in a skintight suit like that? Plus those masks, so mysterious. Congrat’s to Devin Setoguchi for having the weirdest honeymoon thoughts EVER.