Ah, yes, the greatest play in sports: ‘The Wounded Duck’ — which can be used two different ways:
  1. Pretend you’re hurt so that the opposition leaves you alone … and then when they’re not looking, get up and run
  2. Have one of your players act like they’re involved in the play so that it attracts the attention of the opposition, and then sneak behind them as they’re congregate around the fake action.
During the Seattle Seahawks’ home opener vs. the Chicago Bears this Sunday, they pulled it off during a punt return!

https://vine.co/v/exP0BLeO5Lu

Everyone on the Bears thought the Seahawks’ returner was lining up underneath the punt, but then: RICHARD SHERMAN APPEARS OUT OF NOWHERE WITH THE BALL HOW DID THAT HAPPEN WHAT IS THIS WIZARDRY

MOAR WOUNDED DUCK PLAYS, PLEASE.