“TOUCHDOWN! TOUCHDOWN! TOUCHDOWN! TOUCHDOWN!

GOOD GOOD GOOD! PRETTY GOOD PRETTY GOOD PRETTY GOOD! VERY VERY VERY VERY GOOD!”

I’m not fluent in Spanish but I do understand excitement pretty well… although I’m not sure what it is I’m even hearing there. That’s not excitement, that’s a new level of human expression never before seen on Earth. And that was just a SECOND QUARTER touchdown folks! I can only imagine what the 4th quarter scores sound like. Maybe something like this?

Who is more valuable to the Panthers really? MVP Candidate Cam Newton or Jaime and Luis Moreno Jr in the booth on the Spanish 1’s and 2’s… tough tough call. And also OH MY GOD IS THAT RON RIVERA’S MUSIC?

Wait nevermind let us never speak of this again.

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