You know by now that Kobe Bryant is having the worst season of his career this year. It’s to the point that the once immortal ‘Black Mamba’ has shot better only twice ALL SEASON than Steph Curry’s worst shooting game of the 2015-2016 campaign (38%).
That is not a typo: Kobe Bryant has shot better than 38% from the floor in a single game a mere two times so far.
The result of his ball-hogging victory lap? The Lakers do things like GO AN ENTIRE NBA GAME WITHOUT A SINGLE PLAYER RECORDING MORE THAN 3 ASSISTS.
Not one player on the Lakers roster tonight had more than 3 assists— Rob Perez (@WorldWideWob) November 25, 2015
HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE!?!?!? AND IT WAS BY METTA WORLD PEACE WHO PLAYED 9 TOTAL MINUTES WHEN KOBE CAME OUT.
What I would like to do now is have you press play on + unmute the following music video:
and try to watch Kobe’s “high”lights from the game vs. Golden State on Tuesday night without crying:
Nice hustle, bro…
You gotta give him credit … Kobe is going out his way and there is NOTHING you can do to stop it.
Kobe said he needs help so he can get easier looks— Mark Medina (@MarkG_Medina) November 25, 2015
R.I.P. Kobe’s career.
P.S. Laker fans trading in their jerseys for Warriors gear like they at a Gamestop trying to get a credit for a Playstation 2 game legit saddest thing i’ve ever seen.