Ah yes, July 1st. The special day on the calendar when the Los Angeles Lakers think they are going to sign every superstar on Earth because they’re the Lakers and you’re not.

For Example:

Even in the miraculous event the Lakers were able to convince free agency’s two biggest stars to come play for them and their skeleton roster — is it even possible? The short answer is: no (unless Aldridge and DeAndre are willing to sign for less than the max LOL)

Pssssssst. I can think of a way LA can clear $25 Million off the books :)