WHAT CAN THIS GUY NOT DO???

Kristaps has been money on the court this season no doubt but arguably more impressive is his smooth transition into DOMINATING American culture. He listens to Chamillionaire, he used to rock cornrows, he knows how to save absolute NBA Legends like Dirty Dirk from complete embarrassment…

It’s all gravy for Godzingis baby! Gotta wonder where he learned this candor and smoothness from though, it’s like he’s a 12 year NBA Veteran or something. Maybe he can teach Kobe a thing or two about manners before Mamba heads off to the Great Beyond. Kristaps fixes handshakes whereas Mr. Bean Bryant straight up breaks them. He does get partial brownie points for signing it though?