Outside of the big names like Chuck Liddell and Ronda Rousey, I don’t really know that much about the UFC. Despite being the #1 ranked middleweight, I’d never heard of Luke Rockhold before this video and LUKE ROCKHOLD?!?! ARE YOU KIDDING ME WITH THAT NAME? WOW.

It’d easily be one of the best names I’ve ever heard even without the UFC involvement… but the fact that he’s a Black Belt in Jiu-Jitsu, has a pro-surfer for a brother, and is apparently made out of actual rock, definitely makes him my new favorite athlete. Plus he’s pretty darn good at destroying iPhone’s too…

The Rockhold Hold NEVER FAILS!!!

 

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I appreciate the knowledge of learning this years iPhone 6 Plus is slightly better than last years but now I’m just feeling all types of inadequate too. Am I strong enough to snap my iPhone? Should I attempt to find out? What happens if I break it should I switch to Android? What if I can’t break it and everyone laughs at me? Why is Luke Rockhold so strong? Why does he get to have such a cool name? Do horses wear horse socks? Can you believe it’s Friday already? Is anybody listening to me?

WHATEVER ROCKHOLD. You can have your roundhouse kicks and flexing biceps. I’m gonna go harvest some elixir and raid EVERY village in Clash of Clans right now. I know you’re jealous! (and please don’t kill me)