Nick Young – God’s Gift To Women
Swaggy P wouldn’t miss a 50 year storm would he?! And by 50 year storm I mean he completely forgot what month it was and literally put his costume together in under 5 minutes. The craziest part is it’s so perfectly Swaggy anyway and really just adds to his legend. I imagine he’d react like this if you asked him how he looked…
Serge Ibaka/Keri Hilson – Pharoah And Nefertiti
The Oklahoma City Thunder BROUGHT IT this year for Halloween. Some of Serge’s teammates were a little more creative but can’t knock the hustle here. His Pharoah-Scepter deal is next level stuff and uh oh yea… THEY RODE IN ON A HORSE! The Curse of King Tut can wait another year in OKC
Russell Wilson/Ciara – Batman/Catwoman
Russell spared no expense for Ciara’s secret birthday bash and I’d say it was a successful night. Not sure the loser of the Superbowl deserves to drive the ACTUAL Batmobile but hey that’s the crazy world we live in. Speaking of which do you know how I got these scars?
Boston Bruins – Minions
Will Minions ever NOT be an incredibly awesome Halloween Costume? That is a giant NO. Much like the giants wearing the costumes, you just can’t root against a Minion. If ya wanna throw stones at Zdeno Chara for being Gru then so be it BUT LEAVE THOSE MINIONS ALONE! Also did they forget to call Rob Bobkowski? He’s a Minion everyday he’s on Earth…
TJ/Lauren Oshie – 101 Dalmatians
This might be the #1 Costume of the season. American Hero TJ Oshie becoming our favorite four-legged hero from 101 Dalmatians. It doesn’t hurt that Mrs. Oshie is an A++ Cruella de Vil too, not even a little bit. Couple Costumes are always an extra special treat and this is probably the yummiest of them all
Dirk Nowitzki – Lurch Addams Family
Dirty Dirk aka Swish41 FTW!!! The #1 ballin German really impressed with his Addams Family costume, especially since he’s the perfect build for Lurch. Completely nailed the hollow eyed look and with his accent he probably sounded better at mumbling than the real Lurch did. Also bonus points for Mavericks Head Coach Rick Carlisle finally accepting that he IS bald Jim Carrey.
Russell Westbrook/Steven Adams – Steven Adams/Hospital Joker
BESTBROOK AND THE JOKER TOGETHER?! Pinch me I think I’m dreaming! The only thing funnier than Russell Westbrook with a giant moustache is a 7 foot man in a nurses gown, white facepaint, and a giant moustache. Also is this Russell’s way of saying he wants/needs to play Center now? See, madness, as you know, is like gravity: all it takes is a little push!