The defending National Champion and current #1 ranked Ohio State Buckeyes opened their 2015 season on Monday night at Lane Stadium in Blacksburg, Virginia for a rematch with the Virginia Tech Hokies — who were the only team to beat Ohio State last season.
For at least a half, the game was competitive and dare I say there was a whiff of ‘upset’ in the air…
…Until Braxton Miller, the Buckeyes’ former starting quarterback now turned wide receiver went AND 1 mixtape on the Hokies and harvested their entire defense’s souls.
CIRCLE BUTTON CITY, POPULATION: BLACKSBURG.
It wasn’t as internetable as Jameis Winston’s fumble in the Rose Bowl, but, I tried…
Obviously Lance had to make an appearance.
Virginia Tech’s Defense weren’t the only ones who got their ankles broken…
FATALITY, FLAWLESS VICTORY.
Braxton Miller more like BRKOston Miller Outta Nowhere AMIRITE?
BraRKOston Miller Outta Nowhere! pic.twitter.com/3c7rHyq1Op— Rob Perez (@WorldWideWob) September 8, 2015
Now that i’ve beaten every meme into the ground for the 100th time i’ll do everyone a favor and sign off now.