During the J-Bay Open surfing competition in South Africa: one of the participants, Mick Fanning, was ATTACKED BY A DAMN SHARK ON LIVE TV right before his heat was scheduled to begin.

YUP NOPE. NEVER GOING IN THE OCEAN AGAIN, BYE.

The good news is: Mick, somehow, got away from this unharmed! The competition was suspended following the attack, and I don’t friggin’ blame ’em. No amount of money could get me in the water after witnessing that.