Chill out guys this is supposed to be a friendly match! Barcelona and Roma were on the pitch while Messi and Yanga-Mbiwa were on a grass laden octagon. Ended up just inches away from the first ever futbol chokeslam. Somehow neither player got so much as a yellow card and the match resumed like it was NBD. Messi didn’t seem to be too shaken up as he scored to put Barcelona up 3-0 just 7 minutes after headbuttgate.

For his next trick, Messi should dress up like Ronaldo did in the streets and headbutt everyone he sees. After he whips off the disguise they’ll probably thank him anyway.






PS: G.O.A.T.