For the first time in 77 years, the Chicago Blackhawks have the opportunity to win the Stanley Cup at home.

NASHVILLE, TN - NOVEMBER 13:   Fans of the Chicago Blackhawks celebrate a goal against the Nashville Predators at the Bridgestone Arena on November 13, 2010 in Nashville, Tennessee.  (Photo by Frederick Breedon/Getty Images)

As you can imagine, demand for tickets is through the roof.

As of 1:53 PM PST on StubHub: it currently costs the price of a used Mercedes Benz to sit on the glass…

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To just be in the building period, without a seat … it’ll run you a number at least four digits long for Standing Room Only:

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And if you want something physical to sit in while the game is going on three stories below you, the minimum cost is currently hovering around ~$1600…

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Money may not be able to buy you happiness, but, it sure has hell is needed to get you into the building tonight.