Truthfully I’ve never seen Slap Shot… In some circles that’s some kinda high crime but I’m just being honest; I’ve only been a hockey fan since seeing Vancouver burned in 2011. Based off that clip alone though, I’m gonna have to boil up a pot of Newman’s Own alfredo and put Slap Shot in my matinee Netflix queue ASAP.

But even I know the only thing better than French goalies trying to explain the game of puck with sticks is an actual French goalie pretending to be the original French goalie and still hitting people with sticks. With the Penguins taking on the Lightning at War Memorial Stadium (where Slap Shot was filmed) what better place for the stars to align?

And by stars I mean French-Canadian goalies…take it away Marc-Andre Lemieux!        






PS: Phil Kessel = ALWAYS gross