We’ve got rats, batting helmets, and cray-cray coming right at you!

Parkour is a sport. New York City is a tough place; an urban landscape where few survive and even fewer flourish. It’s a hard knock life and even the rats are tough. Maybe a little too tough.

https://twitter.com/AnimaILife/status/624293309838704640/photo/1

That’s one tough rat. I hear this rat just got a movie deal. Sylvester Stallone is the lead.

Now for the batting helmet woes of Bartolo Colon.

Props to Deadspin for collecting a these for us all to enjoy. Now enjoy them. Do. It.

The Struggle.

And le finale…

This is why God invented the Designated Hitter Rule; to prevent this horribleness.

This cutoff was a rocket just a bit off-center. A-Rod barrel-rolled. The world rejoiced.

Now for NASCAR.

 

These guys got heart, but I doubt they’ll get any points for effort.

 

Now for baller-money news. According to ESPN the Green Bay Packers reported they received $226.4 million in revenue sharing from the NFL. Wow. That’s ballin’. Wait no.

Packers front office be all like…

 

Speaking of making it rain…

FIFA President Sept Blatter experienced a currency money shower this past week during a press conference. Evidently they are having strange weather this summer in Europe.

Maybe Kenny Powers has something to say about this.

I end with the the most incredible batting warm-up sequence I’ve ever seen.

Behold.

https://twitter.com/kiwami_douga/status/624160154724904960

There’s a Star Wars version, too.

https://twitter.com/kiwami_douga/status/624538870130978816

Till next time…Keep it real, Japan. Keep. It. Real.

@deepdfspicks