Things got a little testy at Dallas Cowboys training camp this afternoon in Oxnard, CA when the visiting Rams got into it with their opposition during an intersquad training camp scrimmage.

A massive brawl broke out, so, instead of sitting here and shaming the players involved — I decided to narrate the fight using only soundbites of former ringside WWE announcer Jim Ross.

UPDATE: Dez Bryant got SMACKED during the carnage.