No surprise that becoming a Super Bowl Champion and getting a fresh new extension really matured Rob Gronkowski. He’s barely partied since the season ended and the Summer of Gronk really was pretty much zero fun. Guess it’s all part of becoming a grown up. Young Rob would’ve been playing Mario Kart and eating pizza right outta the box..
Grown Up Rob hates box and only plays video games in space. He’s sophisticated now. He could have easily run out of the house frenzied Bowser style when he heard the ice cream truck, but did he? NO. He paused the game and walked past his train set slowly because that’s what big boys do… 6’6” 269 lb boys.
PS: That sippy straw/this entire room is A-W-E-S-O-M-E