Peyton Manning

versus

Don Draper

who wins?

#18 in a landslide. If you don’t agree, I present the following evidence from last night’s game:

Plugging Budweiser every second he had the opportunity:

https://vine.co/v/i1vA00paV9Z

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1xgEDSl-og

Earlier this season:

and even PAPA JOHN OUTTA NOWHERE:

https://vine.co/v/i1vmQ71hY7U

And the reward for Manning’s marketing prowess:

KEEP CASHIN DEM CHECKS, PEYTON!