If you’re a University of Texas alum are you just automatically BFF’s with Matthew McConaughey? I feel like without ever meeting him he’d still instantly be your #1 pal based solely off hooking dem horns aw yea alright alright alright.

Only thing he likes more than driving Lincoln’s is football in Austin, Texas. As a former Longhorn himself, Justin Tucker probably fashioned his accent off of one of these epic visits. On a field or in a car, all Matty does is cultivate sage wisdom to the masses…



(Wolf of Wall St cheer at 3:45)



Only recourse for Matthew now is to do a parody video of Justin Tucker. Think we all know what that means… DANCE OFF!

Justin’s gonna need a bigger cowboy hat…











PS: Best McConaughey impression out there in Internet-Land IMO