J.J. Watt is not of this world and will either bring about the enslavement or liberation of mankind as we know it.
J.J. Watt is not of this world and will either bring about the enslavement or liberation of mankind as we know it.

A photo popped up on J.J. Watt’s twitter yesterday, and shows a thigh bruise presumably suffered by J.J. Watt in the FIRST half of game against the Buffalo Bills. I say presumably because I do not doubt J.J. Watt’s truthfulness on his twitter profile, I do however doubt that anything human could suffer this bruise and continue to be considered “human.” The picture is at the following link, but the bruise itself lives on in infamy and seared into the collective memories of all that witness the photo.
Add his to evidence that J.J. Watt is not human. He is not superhuman. He is a terminator sent back from the future to kill us all and then be inducted into the Football Hall of Fame, BEFORE he retires from the sport.

If you are still reading then, I applaud you. I am avoiding the picture to keep it from stealing my soul. To say the least the bruise is macabre. It stretches from the inside of J.J.’s knee and wraps across his inner thigh toward his hip. Please take note, J.J. finished the game and the Texans won. It is rumored that after the game, J.J. Watt retired to his fortress of solitude and contemplated ridding the world of all nuclear weapons by slingshot into the sun. Oh, and he applied a bag of frozen peas to his leg.

I played football, but J.J. Watt steps onto a battlefield. This bruise is proof of that. He is more than a man. He is not conglomeration of blood, skin, muscle and bone…he is not of this earth.

Till next time, I’m going to J.J. Watt’s hometown to find the ship he crashed landed in.

@Deepdfspicks