At first I wanted to hate on this but gotta admit I kind of admire this kid. I’ve always wondered how anyone could ever throw back a homerun ball they catch. It’s like negative infinity chance in life a homerun ball falls your way. KEEP THE DAMN THING! No doubt throwing it back is the boss-est move possible but too much potential regret there for me.

However in Texas there is no regret, fear, or thoughts EVER. Just keep on living and LOVING America. Fat Albert bangs his 30th homerun and ties Sammy Sosa on the all-time RBI list?



At least he nabbed that selfie before entering a giant world of regret! Probably isn’t too fazed by it though, Houston kids are all about catching those JJ Watt homeruns now anyway..