‘Rocky’ is just an NBA mascot, right?

WRONG. HE’S A NINJA. SWEEP THE LEG, ROCKY, SWEEP THE LEG.

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Actually, don’t do that — he’s just a kid. Instead, let’s TRUCK STICK.

Sorry kid, no age excuses: protect yourself at all times. This is what you signed up for when agreeing to compete against the OG of NBA mascots. Life isn’t all Spaghettios and video games, IT COMES AT YOU FAST.

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Speaking of video games, here is this special moment in history remixed to Mortal Kombat “FINISH HIM” because WHY THE HELL NOT FOOTBALL’S BACK BABY WOO.

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