Wanna know an extremely easy way to attract the gaze of the All Seeing Hooded Eye?



All I know is fun. #GettinTooFatThough 😎

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Who knows maybe that’s what Jamie Collins does every offseason. It’s a little unconventional but then again everything the Patriots do is outside the box. Really helps having the One Ring already though. The other 3 aren’t too shabby either. ALL HAIL THE ONE TRUE KING!