Despite turning 30 last year, just about everyone is expecting Adrian Peterson to put up diesel numbers this upcoming season. Whether it’s being fresh from having a year off or the determination to prove all wrongs right on the field, AP is definitely in a prime position to go absolutely nutty.

I’ve seen early rankings that have him as the No.1 Fantasy player this year… I don’t doubt that he could but that is still crazytown stuff. One thing that will NOT help his comeback campaign is eating shit on a hoverboard while he’s getting thirsty for retweets. Robert Edwards holla at me one time!