This is Daily Fantasy related in the sense that I have daily fantasies about running away and becoming a Samurai every single day. Ditch everything I have in the real world, head out to the hills, find the entrancing blue flower, and trudge on up to Ra’s al Ghul’s crib with a smile ear to ear. What I thought is fantasy is apparently reality and somehow there are modern day Samurai out there just killing it? Wait what?

Slightly less cool seeing them attack fruit instead of armies with Tom Cruise but no matter the opponent that speed is undeniably impressive. Without that slowed down GIF I would’ve barely noticed the cut… and that melon was screaming in at 100 mph!!! Isao Machii does not mess around and he’s no one hit wonder either.

When you’re prepping your next backyard barbecue, CALL THIS GUY!