(Miami) – But the glory of the moment was quickly squashed after administrators whisked them off stage. “They told us we should be embarrassed and ashamed,” said Dean. “The administration was ‘very disappointed’ that we had done that,” Castro said. “It doesn’t look good on them, and I’m sorry about that, but there’s nothing I can do about it now,” Dean said. 

Besides the title belt, the students left graduation empty-handed as the school declined to award them their diplomas. The school district said Dean and Castro’s diplomas are being withheld until a meeting with their parents next week. But despite the consequences, it seems the notoriety is making up for it.

“Oh, it was worth it,” Dean said.

“Totally worth it,” said Castro.


Welp that was quick! Yesterday (when I thought they were graduating college) I figured there would be a speedy administration turnaround to put these kids in the dirt. Way to go you old, out-of-touch, no fun smelly losers you did it! These kids put on a masterpiece of a match and not only do you forget to thank them but now you’re gonna try to ruin their lives? Uh newsflash Stone Cold Steve Austin was one of the most successful wrestlers EVER and made his career out of objecting to authority. If anything Miami Southwest High School is just adding to their legend.

Hopefully it all works out and with the attention/support growing everyday I’d be shocked if it doesn’t. Best case scenario though? The two bros walk in with jeans shorts, kneepads and freshly bic’d domes DEMANDING their diplomas back with only one simple word



And if that doesn’t work then obviously, STUNNERS TO EVERY OLD CODGER IN THE ROOM.




PS: Even with all sports combined there is no event greater than hearing Stone Cold’s glass shatter. I wake up everyday hoping I hear it in some random situation (with endless stunners soon to follow). E-L-E-C-T-R-I-C