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Ah a tale as old as time! You either drink Kevin Durant’s backwash and put little pieces of his candy on your mantle…or you get jumped by a dinosaur when you least expect it; in your finest pair of pants.
At least the KD option has a charity aspect involved. Weirdest charity ever but it is quite thorough. Let’s see if the juice is worth the slushie squeeze
Love that they used the most “Uh what is this for again” face for KD’s picture. I admire that joie de vivre too. Now where’s that sipped on melty slushie aka DA GAWD
Wow think I’m sold! Not only will this melted slushie look great in my living room but it’ll also be the perfect hangover cure after I see Jurassic World. It’s KD Dinosaur APPROVED!