I’m serious when I say this: calling Steph Curry ‘MVP’ is an insult now. He is so far past the point of ‘MVP’ it’s not even funny. If he was the iPhone 6 last year he is the 6s this season.

‘MVP’ doesn’t do him justice, he needs a new title.

Suggestion(s):

  • MMMMVP (Most-Most-Most-Most Valuable Player)
  • God
  • Not Fair
  • Cheat Code
  • Mr. Steal Your Soul

I dunno, this list could go on forever.

Anyways: the basketball vortex of death and despair known as the Golden State Warriors visited Memphis on Wednesday night and it … like every other game this season … was an absolute bloodbath. A bloodbath initiated by a baby-faced assassin named Steph.

My brain does not compute how a human is this good at a sport.

To give you an idea of just how ridiculous this Warriors squad is: they’ve s outscored all of their opponents this season by 158 total points. Arguably the greatest basketball team ever, the 72-win 1995-1996 Chicago Bulls, didn’t reach the +100 differential plateau (+101) until after the 9th game of the season. Oh, by the way: the Dubs won by 16 tonight and their average winning margin this year went DOWN.

Is this good?

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Soak it in folks. This Warriors team is literally unfathomable, doing things we’ve never seen or heard of in the 60+ years of this sport. They somehow … someway… have gotten better. Enjoy every game. Every minute. Every second…

…because we’re witnessing history.

(SEE WHAT I DID THERE? I’LL BE HERE ALL WEEK FOLKS SEE YA TOMORROW).


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