“This is where I train during the Summer…”

“Skyzone: Awesome, Healthy, FUN.

 

Fun times in Cleveland today!!!! TRAMPOLINEEEEEEEE PARKS!

Can’t blame Timofey for taking an easy paycheck but I am wondering what inspired him to dunk on that plastic rim like he was Vince Carter in the Olympics. He made up for it with his keen dodgeball skills though and overall how can you NOT like a place that’s awesome, healthy, fun? Really all you could ever ask for.

More importantly though, WTF? All these years I thought his name was Timothy Mozgov. Maybe it’s my fault for only knowing his name as a verb (holy cow you just got Mozgov’d!) but I refuse to take full responsibility. Change your name Tim. Trying to pronounce it now makes me sound like a little tiny baby talking to a dog. That’s dumb for you, me, and everybody.

In lighter news this trampoline park reminded me..

 

SLAMBALL IS STILL A THING!

I REPEAT: SLAMBALL IS STILL A THING!!!

 

 

Now THAT is awesome, healthy, fun! Other than the 1000% chance of snapping an ankle everytime you jump.

 

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