The Los Angeles Lakers are going streaking! They’ve set a season-high for wins in a row: THREE!

Streaking

On Sunday night, they held the visiting Phoenix Suns to a historic TWENTY-TWO points in a HALF. 24 minutes in, they were on pace to set the NBA record low for points in a game (49 by the Chicago Bulls in 1999). In today’s NBA where teams average more than 100 possessions per game: that is an absolutely INSANE display of ineptitude.

Before the final whistle: the Lakers (and the Spanish TWCSN announcers) were straight clowning their opponents…

Unmute these vines:

HE CALLED ROY HIBBERT GODZILLA LMAO.

Larry Nance Jr. = SPACE COWBOY!!!

And now, prepare yourself for this one ….

…i’ll give you a second…

Ok, don’t say I didn’t warn you: ROY HIBBERT DABBED NO MY EYES

Jordan Clarkson dropped the hammer of the Gods

Which killed Swaggy P:

Lion King Swaggy P

A fan made a half-court shot with one hand and won $95,000

Roy Hibbert was launching STEPBACKS AND MEAN MUGGING WHAT WORLD IS THIS

And then the main event: the postgame show. Sit back, relax, and enjoy the absurdity that is the Los Angeles Lakers:

(Quick Side note: the man went 1-OF-FRIGGIN-7 FROM THE FLOOR TONIGHT and in the locker room PROMOTING HIMSELF and talkin like he MJ)

Clarkson’s quote suggests to me that Kobe in the locker room is pretty much ‘Training Day’ Denzel when he’s threatening The Jungle with Pelican Bay sentences

And that’s a wrap. Just another day in Laker Land.