The Los Angeles Lakers are going streaking! They’ve set a season-high for wins in a row: THREE!
On Sunday night, they held the visiting Phoenix Suns to a historic TWENTY-TWO points in a HALF. 24 minutes in, they were on pace to set the NBA record low for points in a game (49 by the Chicago Bulls in 1999). In today’s NBA where teams average more than 100 possessions per game: that is an absolutely INSANE display of ineptitude.
Before the final whistle: the Lakers (and the Spanish TWCSN announcers) were straight clowning their opponents…
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HE CALLED ROY HIBBERT GODZILLA LMAO.
Larry Nance Jr. = SPACE COWBOY!!!
And now, prepare yourself for this one ….
…i’ll give you a second…
Ok, don’t say I didn’t warn you: ROY HIBBERT DABBED NO MY EYES
Jordan Clarkson dropped the hammer of the Gods
Which killed Swaggy P:
A fan made a half-court shot with one hand and won $95,000
Roy Hibbert was launching STEPBACKS AND MEAN MUGGING WHAT WORLD IS THIS
And then the main event: the postgame show. Sit back, relax, and enjoy the absurdity that is the Los Angeles Lakers:
LMAO: Swaggy P discusses how hes gonna "listen to facts from Yeezus" to prepare for Warriors gm coming up next— Rob Perez (@WorldWideWob) January 4, 2016
(Quick Side note: the man went 1-OF-FRIGGIN-7 FROM THE FLOOR TONIGHT and in the locker room PROMOTING HIMSELF and talkin like he MJ)
Oh No: Antawan Jamison is asked in studio if he enjoyed playing with Nick Young…— Rob Perez (@WorldWideWob) January 4, 2016
His answer: "Nah…"
Priceless: "Kobe tellin me I drive like a light-skinned dude so I dunked like a dark-skinned one"— Rob Perez (@WorldWideWob) January 4, 2016
Clarkson’s quote suggests to me that Kobe in the locker room is pretty much ‘Training Day’ Denzel when he’s threatening The Jungle with Pelican Bay sentences
Lakers are the biggest friggin circus ive ever seen, Antawan Jamison now in studio making fun of Hibbert's interview pic.twitter.com/xerTQ934pc— Rob Perez (@WorldWideWob) January 4, 2016
And that’s a wrap. Just another day in Laker Land.