Let’s be honest, Steph Curry was never NOT going to be the MVP. You can make a case for every single player in the Top 6, but, only one person can take home the hardware.

(Quick side note: Can we talk about the guy who voted Steph Curry FIFTH for a second? His name is Mike Crispino, and he is the radio play-by-play announcer for the New York Knicks — which actually explains everything, because he wouldn’t hasn’t seen good basketball since the 1970’s and wouldn’t know what it looks like even if it hit him in the face. #KNICKSTAPE)

Anyways, before we get to the video celebration — we must recognize Steph’s unfathomable statistical achievements this season. He led the best regular-season team, the Golden State Warriors, to a franchise-record 67 wins. He averaged…
  • 23.8 Points Per Game (6th in NBA)
  • 7.7 Assists Per Game (6th in NBA)
  • 2.04 Steals Per Game (4th in NBA, Career-High)
  • 4.3 Rebounds Per Game.
  • 44.3 Three-Point Percentage (4th in NBA)
  • 91.4 Free Throw Percentage (1st in NBA)
In addition: Curry made an NBA single-season record 286 threes, breaking his own record of 272 set during the 2012-13 season. To put this into retrospect, he made ~3x the number of threes that Steve Nash made during his first MVP season…


Until yesterday, I had honestly forgotten about Steph. With the Warriors making such quick work of the New Orleans Pelicans (albeit difficult work), and the Spurs/Clippers series stealing the spotlight — it had been like a week since Curry had set our televisions on fire, and I really missed it.

Well, boy, did he show up for Game 1.

Let’s review…

Zach Randolph, will you have this dance?

Your turn, Courtney Lee, “GET OVER HERE.” – Mortal Kombat Scorpion Voice

Good Job Good Effort, Nick Calathes!

You again? Are you lost, Zach Randolph? DEUCES.

And finally, of Steph’s 15,000 Vine-able plays this season … ranked the Top 10, and they’re spot on…

I’m not kidding when I say I could watch this YouTube video on repeat for the rest of my days, and be genuinely happy with the way my life turned out.