Hey guys maybe you heard but the Golden State Warriors and San Antonio Spurs played a basketball game last night at Oracle Arena in Oakland.

Oracle Arena

It was hyped as the “[Regular Season] Game of the Century” — and appropriately so! Never before in NBA history had two teams this good this late in the season ever faced off against each other … like, literally:

Spurs - Warriors

And … well, if we’re being polite around here: it was a BLOODBATH and Steph Curry was the serial killer, launching threes from Nevada even before anyone broke a sweat:

CHEF CURRY AT YOUR SERVICE MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER PLEASE

An interesting attempt at running the notorious elevator doors play but it failing doesnt matter because BUCKETS

Kawhi the soul-eater tried to bring the Spurs back…

BUT STEPH WAS HAVING NONE OF THAT

STEPH MADE THE BEST ON-BALL DEFENDER ON EARTH DO CIRCLES LIKE HE WAS A DOG DOING A TRICK FOR A TREAT

LaMarcus Aldridge MAY I HAVE THIS DANCE?

“GET OVER HEREEEEE” – Scorpion Mortal Kombat Voice

This man was pulling up from 35 like it was NBA Jam

35 Footer

And even when you play perfect defense on him…

The Spurs defense allows 89 points per game on average. The Warriors had 89 points with 3 minutes left in the 3rd quarter.

I mean seriously wtf is this

This past week:

  • Warriors 132 Cavs 98
  • Warriors 125 Bulls 94
  • Warriors 120 Spurs 90

Warriors beat 3 of the top teams in NBA by 95 friggin points, man.

P.S. The Spurs may have gotten annihilated, but, BOBAN!!!!!!