Tired of these yet?

Me neither.

The Golden State Warriors visited American Airlines Arena in Miami to face Dwyane Wade and the Miami Heat on Wednesday night, and, well … despite a valiant effort by the home team … it was — like always — the Steph Show.

It started off with Steph tying Kyle Korver’s NBA record for consecutive games with a made three-pointer (127) on his first shot

And then Steph decided that he was tired of his team losing and your soul is now his

Spo mean-mugging Winslow in the huddle after a Steph 3 barrage like he caught Justise lookin at some selfies on Instagram

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Like seriously what the hell are you supposed to do about this? (Besides pray)

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Fast-forward to the 4th quarter with the score 106-104 late, Heat leading … and then Steph happened not once…

but twice…

If you want to put the absurdity of Steph’s season into words, there’s this…

and this…

Steph is Tom Cruise from ‘Edge of Tomorrow’ — if you kill him, all that does is make him spawn from beginning of campaign with more skills.

If you haven’t seen the movie and have no idea what I’m talking about then I’m sorry please log off because we can’t be friends.