Welcome back to the best show on TV, brought to you on a platter of flames by the one the only — Stephen Curry.

At this point, I feel safe saying Steph is one of only two athletes (Lionel Messi) on Earth who somehow … someway amazes us with something new, original, and amazing every single time they step on to the battlefield. For example: watching DeAndre Jordan dunk on everyone’s soul will never get old, but, he is a one-trick pony in terms of highlights.

Steph, on the other hand, pulls a different colored rabbit out of the hat. Every. Damn. Night. Along with the fact that he’s got the physical build of a normal dude, the fact he does what he’s doing to physical freaks of nature is why we love him — and what separates him from every other superstar in the league

Last night at Phillips Arena in Atlanta was no different, Steph went absolutely bonkers — and even turned heel at the end.

Roll the video tape!

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1-on-4 fast break, whatever…

Why shoot an open layup when you can throw a laser pass to the corner for a 3? The Warriors are breaking the game of basketball.

Grab your umbrellas, it’s raining.

 

The way the first half went, Sir Foster’s second half playlist probably consisted of:

  1. REM– ‘Everybody Hurts’
  2. Celine Dion- ‘My Heart Will Go On’
  3. Free Bird
  4. Johnny Cash- ‘Hurt’
  5. Sarah McLachlan- ‘I Will Remember You’

Are you kidding me? Even when he messes up it still goes in.

Goggles came out, game = over.

Goggles

Or was it? 18-2 Hawks run and all of a sudden we’ve got a game????

WHY YOU GOTTA BE SO SCHRÖÖÖÖD?

The Hawks were winning and then this guy checked in and within seconds they were not

Take a closer look at what Steph did after that dagger…

BAW GAWD HE’S TURNED HEEL. THE DISRESPECT!!!!!! STEPH CURRY, GOD’S GIFT TO EARTH AND THE BABY-FACED UNIVERSALLY-LIKED SUPERSDTAR HAS JOINED VINCE MCMAHON AND THE CORPORATION, KING!!!

In all seriousness, if Steph pulls this in front of the Grizzlies he will get tomahawked into the upper deck by the entire Memphis bench.

Until next time, Lt. Wob signing off…