Yep the dude that would rather be Steve Jobs than Lebron James is really a Kobayashi at heart. Waking up everyday thinking about his studies, his hoops, and HIS PRIMAL NEED TO CONSUME EVERYTHING IN HIS SLENDER LEAN PATH..

Here’s the Tale of the Tape for those counting at home:

5 pancakes

4 pieces of fried chicken

4 peanut butter and jelly sandwiches

3 bananas

2 apples

2 yogurts

1 mac and cheese

1 large box of pizza




Cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese! Definitely impressive and pretty hilarious that he probably struggles everyday to gain weight. All this stuff is just his baseline appetizer. Need Tacko to get Nyquel Alexander on scholarship at UCF immediately so I can enjoy their caloric greatness for the next 4 years…