The New York Knicks and Sacramento Kings squared off in the most epic battle of 10-13 vs. 8-15 teams ever last night on national TV. The Kings ultimately squeaked out a victory, but, along the way there were some highlights — to say the least…

In the locker room, even before the game, Boogie did Boogie things and straight punk’d Rondo with the cameras rolling:

Porzingsanity has even taken over the mainstream media:

Porzingis swatted the soul out of Omri Casspi and STARED HIM DOWN

My dude’s got some SASS — look how close he was to giving Kosta Kofous a five-finger discount:

Porzingis Hand

But then Mount Boogie erupted:

One of the best bench celebrations of the year — who the hell was that running out of the gym? LOL

Reminder that this man is 7’3″

And now begins the “Holy Crap Rondo is Amazing Again…” part of the program, dropping a full court dime pass while falling down:

You knew it was coming — DeMarcus Cousins got position in deep on the Porzingod and absolutely Son’d him.

BUT THEN LIKE A PHOENIX RISING FROM THE ASHES KRISTAPS YOKED BOOGIE RIGHT BACK ON THE NEXT POSSESSION

But Rondo proved to be too much for the “We have no depth to the point we have to play Sasha Vujacic in the fourth quarter” Knicks

Chris Webber dropped his “RONDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO” call, and Marv Albert was very displeased:

With the game on the line, Derek Fisher drew up his favorite play:

And this was the result:

The end.

P.S. The best moment from the game might have happened even before tip off when former New York Knicks President of Basketball Operations Isiah Thomas said: “New York isn’t for everyone…” and the entire set of Inside the NBA reacted the way you thought they would: