Instead of just screaming words at you like I usually do, I’ll save you the caps — and just illustrate the amazing finish at ‘The Highlight Factory’ last night in Atlanta.

First and foremost, John Wall is a…

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Wizard.

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Then, no-one could score for what felt like an hour…

…Until Al Horford broke the dam with this tip slam dunk (narrated by WWE’s Jim Ross)

And then this happened during the timeout…

and then with the game tied, 17 seconds left — Al Horford channeled his inner Floor General and put the Hawks up 2.

Now ~14 seconds left, down 2, Paul Pierce did Paul Pierce things…again…

When the shot went in, he didn’t just call “GAME” — like he did during his buzzer-beater at the conclusion of Game 3…

…HE CALLED: “SERIES!”

Don’t believe Chris Vivlamore? Here’s the still shot…

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Pierce then went to the bench, and left this poor soul hanging as bad as you can ever leave someone hanging…

Well, unfortunately for Paul and the Wizards fan/employee who is probably still standing behind the bench waiting for someone to slap his hand — Al Horford wasn’t done taking the Wizards to the woodshed, as he ripped a rebound away from three wizards and scored the game-winning layup with one second remaining.

Seriously, though, how does Nene not get this rebound?

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Nene’s career in a nutshell.

Anyways, Game 6 is Friday in Washington D.C. Feel free to tune in if you like agony.