The 2015 USA Basketball Showcase, featuring the United States’ Olympic basketball roster, was played Thursday night at the Thomas & Mack Center in Las Vegas, Nevada.

Headlining the event were superstars: Blake Griffin, DeMarcus Cousins, Kawhi Leonard, Klay Thompson, and Michael Carter-Williams’ corpse. We’ll get to that in a minute.

ICYMI…

The beginning of the exhibition was … well … not some of Blake Griffin or DeMar DeRozan’s finest moments…

Draymond Green showed Kenneth Faried and his jumpshot absolutely ZERO respect at the halftime buzzer…

And then Lobtropolis showed up…

With his buddy Plumdog Millionaire

The game was coming to close. Two minutes left. It was an all-around success mainly because no-one got hurt/had their soul harvested. Let’s pack up the shop and head hOH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Victor Oladipo crossover of death, fatality poster dunk, and shimmy on top of Michael Carter-Williams’ cadaver IN AN EXHIBITION GAME ON NATIONAL TV. Disrespectful! With that said, LET’S WATCH AGAIN — this time, from the baseline!

https://vine.co/v/ed2rZgwEQ7g

The crowd had absolutely NO mercy for MCW’s soul, i.e. this fan in particular pointing and laughing at him like he was Papa Doc on stage during the final rap battle of 8 Mile.

https://vine.co/v/ed0Dj0jeQLJ

Ready or not, 2016 Rio Olympics: ‘MERICA COMIN.

capitals fire