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The internet is far too large and screwed up to ever have true balance but sometimes justice is found in the most amazing ways. ShoeDealer aka Charles Henderson is an Alabama resident with an unquenchable thirst for Nike kicks. In fact anytime @NikeStore tweets out a new shoe release it goes something like this

 

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The shoes he’s looking to sip on are the Nike Air Max 90 “Cork” and Nike Flyknit Racer “Oreo 2.0”

 

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As far as internet trolls go he’s definitely not the worst. The persistence must’ve been annoying as shit though because 6 days after his tweet Nike acknowledged his existence with a package. A very special package full of everything he’d been begging them for…

 
 

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HE DEAD ALREADY DOE

 

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