kris

 

It’s essentially the updated rap version of “If I Was A Rich Man” From Fiddler on the Roof. My Latvian is a little rusty but I believe they’re saying “Kris is the Tops MAN, Whether on the block or at da arc don’t let em Zing that shot STAN (Van)”

I’ll be honest though I don’t think anyone knows what it means anymore. Scholars maintain that the translation was lost weeks ago after the 4th pick of the NBA Draft was announced/booed off stage. Definitely looks like things are coming around now. One surefire way to increase popularity across any brand? Have two white foreign guys spit fire rhymes and drop dancing dimes ALL OVER THEIR STUPID DUMB FACES. Go Kristaps Go Kristaps GO!

 

PUSH THE BUTTON AGAIN!

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