GOD’S GIFT TO WOMEN. Bahahahahahahahahah.
What a SWAGNIFICNET costume Los Angeles Lakers Perennial Superstar Nick Young had on last night … only two players in the entire league could pull this off, Nick Young … and do I even need to say it? J.R. Smith. What makes this thing so great is 1) HE IS ENGAGED TO IGGY AZALEA, THE DUDE HAS A FIANCE AND HE’S OUTCHEA ADVERTISING TO WOMEN OF PLANET EARTH THAT HE’S STILL GOD’S GIFT TO WOMEN. 2) That it looks like he put all of 5 minutes into making this — dude DGAF about anything, even pissing off his more-famous-than-him girlfriend. he didn’t do it to win any costume contests, he did it solely to make a point. Probably got someone in his entourage to cover him in wrapping paper and had ’em write words on it. I swear only Nick Young, man, how does he not have his own E! reality TV show yet? That thing would pull Kardashian-esque numbers.
P.S. D’Angelo Russell’s Easy-E costume ON POINT. Would have been the best so far if it weren’t for Swaggy.
Coming in at third was easily Kevin Durant’s !!!BLUE STREAK!!! costume of Miles Logan. Yes, the same Blue Streak movie that is on TNT at 3 AM every Friday night AKA THE GREATEST MOVIE EVER.
Tengo un gato los pantolones.
If you don’t know what the means, i’m sorry: we can’t be friends.
And finally: can’t sign off without mentioning Dirk Nowitzki’s Lurch costume. Amazing.