And you know I’m serious because i’m completely unbiased.
Despite losing to the San Antonio Spurs by 10 on Monday night, Kristaps Porzingis had two highlight reel plays that made any overreacting idiot who boo’d Kristaps, when the Knicks drafted him, eat their words. I for one have been Kristaps’ biggest supporter since Day 1.
That’s neither her nor there, so, anyways … without further adieu: KRISTAPS “Dr. J” PORZINGOD.
THAT DUDE IS 7-FOOT-3 INCHES TALL. HOW????
And now … buckle in … for TIP SLAM POSTER CITY, POPULATION: LAMARCUS ALDRIDGE
PORZINGIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I will bet every single dollar I have that he screamed: “WORLDSTAR!!!!!!” in Latvian after throwing that jam down on LaMarcus’ dome.
KRISTAP WONT STOP. ROCAFELLA RECORDS CUZ PORZINGIS GETS DOWNNNNN BABY, HE GET DOWNNNN BABY
And now for your viewing pleasure, please enjoy the Kristap Porzingis’ very own rap song which from this point forward is mandatory viewing before each and every Knicks game this season. No clue what they’re saying but the beat is straight MAGMA.