Oh, J.R….. How thee never ceases to surprise us.

Today’s ‘J.R. Smith Alert’ actually has nothing to do with what he did on the court — amazingly…

Instead, it was his off-the-court antics that sounded the alarm this fine December day:

First, before tip off vs. the Philadelphia 76ers: he hit us with this absolutely phenomenal instagram post

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“JR Smith will plant a tree every time he makes a 3 this year” Translation: WHERE DO U WANT YOUR AMAZON RAIN FOREST?

Not gonna lie: it’s so gratifying knowing that 1 tree was planted today because of J.R. Smith. Man of the people, world saver, environmentalist, Earl Joseph Smith III.

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Side note: can we also talk about J.R. not specifying which type of “tree” he will plant…

ANYWAYS … he wasn’t done — during his halftime interview: the Fox Sports reporter accidentally addressed him as Kyrie, and the following happened:

“PAY HIM, PAY THAT MAN HIS MONEY.” – Teddy KGB

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J.R. didn’t get mad at the reporter though, instead, he did this:

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