When it comes to performing on the court when games actually count: Kristaps Porzingis, the first-round draft pick of the New York Knicks, has HIGH expectations from the fans … to say the least …

However, if a player’s offseason was ever graded/meant anything of substance: Kristaps would have a statue already built outside of Madison Square Garden.

He has the most FIRE rap song of all-time…

He listens to Chamillionaire

Vēlreiz saku LIELU paldies @baltielv par Audi! 🔥 #Ridin

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and today, the world found out that HE HAD CORN ROWS AS A KID.


Porzingis Cornrows 1

On a serious note: WE NEED A NICKNAME FOR THIS GUY. ‘Zinger’ and ‘Porzingod’ ain’t gonna cut it.

Anyways, check out the full video with all of Kristaps’ basketball childhood stories here, promise you won’t be disappointed….