It was an off night for our beloved Steph Curry. There was ~3 minutes left in the first half and he hadn’t scored a single point yet. Like, seriously: not one. O-fer. It appeared that Steph may actually be human and he
BAW GAWD, WAIT A MINUTE — THAT’S CHEF CURRY’S MUSIC, WHAT’S HE DOING HERE? HE’S COOKING UP SOMETHING AND GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY HE’S GOT A CHAIR!!!!!
THE NET DOESN’T EVEN MOVE. HOW?
When this dude catches fire, there is no defense — just sit Indian Style, put your head in your lap, and pray…
After going scoreless for the first 21 minutes of the game, Steph dropped SEVENTEEN POINTS in less than 180 seconds…
and by the end of the third quarter, HE HAD A TRIPLE FRIGGIN DOUBLE. I can’t even do that in NBA 2k on Easy and I play that game religiously.
Steph, your thoughts?
If you thought I was going to end this blog post without remixing that head bob to like three different songs, well, you must be new around here:
She had dumps like a truck, truck, truck … Thighs like what, what, what … Baby move your butt, butt, butt
I will not apologize for this. pic.twitter.com/yTD44Zd0Wf— Rob Perez (@WorldWideWob) December 29, 2015