Well, guess what: YOU’RE IN LUCK.
Everyone meet Twitter User/Cavaliers fan CashNastyGaming, who, after J.R.’s fourth absolutely abysmal foul/stupid play which almost cost Cleveland the game — absolutely lost it….
Cavaliers fan absolutely LOSES HIS SHIT bc of J.R.'s foul, exemplifies EVERYTHING that is THE J.R. SMITH EXPERIENCE™pic.twitter.com/SOkLVFdlEu— Rob Perez (@WorldWideWob) June 8, 2015
Every Knicks fan ever is just nodding in agreement somewhere while watching this and reiterating: “J.R. GONNA J.R.” Maybe that’s just me, but, you get the point.
The only other professional athlete I can name that inflicts this “roller coaster of emotions” magnitude/torture on their team’s fan base is Tony Romo, and to be honest: I wouldn’t even consider it close. Savior every “WHAT ON EARTH IS HE DOING!?!?!?” and/or “NO WAY THAT GOES IN OH MY GOD HE MADE IT!!!” moment of J.R. Smith being in the NBA Finals — as it’s only a matter of time until he’s benched for the rest of eternity.
JR is your friend who litters out the car window in front of a cop— ☕netw3rk (@netw3rk) June 8, 2015
I love it. I love it all. It was, what, one week ago when J.R. was the best player in the league — setting all sorts of NBA playoff records with his shooting prowess? No-one goes from hero to “WE ARE GOING TO KILL YOU THE MOMENT YOU STEP FOOT IN THIS CITY AGAIN” quite like Earl Joseph JR Smith III.
P.S. This wasn’t the end of CashNastyGaming’s rant re: J.R… Below you will find his EXTREMELY NSFW post game recap where he goes 0-100,000 in the first ten seconds. ALL HAIL J.R. SMITH.