WATCH OUT I GOT A WOJ BOMB READY TO BLOW! MOVE MOVE MOVE!!!

 

There’s been a flurry of offseason moves in the NBA already and Free Agency isn’t even a day old. Lost in all the hubbub were two stories that will most definitely affect the landscape of the Association next year. Firstly, Harrison Barnes is now a gigantic booze bag.

 

 

He loves the winning taste of alcohol SO much now that his offseason training solely focuses on reviewing mixed drinks…

 

 

Harrison loves booze so much he doesn’t even put any in his booze drinks. Ah screw it making up controversies about the Warriors is impossible… WHY ARE THEY SO DAMN RESPECTABLE? Speaking of making up controversies..

 

 

He may have lost the NBA Finals but with lats like that he is certainly still the Chosen 1. Maybe put on some non-lycra pants though dude?

 

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Speaking of things that make you wanna take your pants off and douse yourself in gasoline..

 
 

DELLY! YOU SONOFAGUN.

 



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