HAMMER DON’T HURT EM! Thon Maker is a 7’1” Australian-Sudanese athletic freak and oh by the way HE’S ONLY IN HIGH SCHOOL. Yep he’ll be crossing cats and getting buckets for a whole other year before it’s time to get into the Madness.

RIP to whichever poor soul ends up guarding Thon during his Senior Year. His other Youtube mixtape is literally called “Thon Maker IS A MONSTER“…




It’s only a few short years before it’s Thon Vs. Tacko every damn day.. CAN’T WAIT