Things Mets Outfielder Yoenis Cespedes enjoys:

  1. Hitting massive home runs
  2. Throwing people out at home from the warning track
  3. Cars

He likes cars. A lot. Expensive ones.

We’ve seen his ridiculous Lambo

cespedes-lamborghini

We’ve seen his monster truck that he rolled up to the park in earlier this week

Cespedes Truck

And now — THE BAT MOBILE

Cespedes Car 1

Cespedes Car 2

Cespedes Car 3

Cespedes Car 4

Cespedes Car 5

Let this be a lesson to you kids: money can’t buy you happiness, but, it can get you one of these to park next to it.