The Arizona Diamondbacks and Colorado Rockies are eliminated from playoff contention, so, their series this week doesn’t really mean a whole lot in re: to playoff implications.

Well, don’t tell the girls of Alpha Chi Omega Arizona State Chapter that — because this game is actually VERY IMPORTANT AND WE NEED TO DOCUMENT THAT WE WERE THERE FOR IT.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wl4-CgCEDt0

Honestly: the best part of this may be the broadcasters trolling the girls’ every move/angle of their photos — Steve Berthiaume just flabbergasted and in a state-of-shock after reality sets in that our society has become a social media status-driven orgy.

https://twitter.com/BertDbacks/status/649422845404053504?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

BRO DO YOU EVEN SELFIE?

God help us all.