Cmonnnn guys. If you’re gonna enter the Fake Ump Thunderdome, you better be ready to bring the freakin ruckus. Super lazy strikeout calls and a very meager performance in between pitches doesn’t bring anyone anything. Where was the passion and technique fellas?

The MLB doesn’t need anymore sloppy umpires, that’s what they keep Jim Joyce around for. Let’s educate these Blueshirt nerds on what Greatness looks like…

 

 

Truly the GOATS of Fake Umpires. Not the ones that we ever wanted or needed, but the ones that we somehow deserve. Come back to us you magnificent degenerates, the Bay Area needs you!